Time Travel is Stupid

Posted by on Jan 3, 2013 in Blog, Unrelated | No Comments

Last night, I watched the movie Looper.  It was decent, but linear time travel is such a weird paradox. Let’s say you accidentally killed someone. Grief stricken, you build a time machine to go back in time and stop yourself from accidentally killing them. By doing so, you would have never needed to build a […]

I have a confession to make…

Posted by on Dec 27, 2012 in Blog, Unrelated | 2 Comments

Over the holiday, I watched the movie Flight that a friend of mine illegally uploaded on YouTube.  Before you go judging me for participating in illegal activities, I don’t generally condone this sort of thing.  I’m also not in the business of telling a grown-ass man what he should be doing with his life.  (For the […]

I never meet anyone famous…

Posted by on Dec 21, 2012 in Blog, Unrelated | 8 Comments

I got an e-mail from my Dad this morning.  I love my Dad, but for those of you that don’t know him, he does odd things. I thought that perhaps he sent me another chain letter or a request from a Nigerian Prince who doesn’t know what to do with several million dollars but deposit it […]

Nuances of the English Language

Posted by on Dec 7, 2012 in Blog, Unrelated | No Comments

Figures of speech are weird.  They’re weird in the fact that you can use them with a broad idea of what something is like, even though you’ve never experienced it.  Let me explain. People say things like, “This tastes like shit!”, without ever having to know what it actually tastes like. Well, my father was […]

Hit and Run

Posted by on Jul 5, 2012 in Blog, Unrelated | 6 Comments

About a week ago, my friend Christi came in from out of town.  I thought it would be a good idea to hang out at a bar on Friday, which ended up being a night that we had a horrible storm. I asked my cousin, Brian to also come with and was hoping he could […]

Hey, Man

Posted by on Jun 9, 2012 in Blog, Unrelated | No Comments

I recently started a new job. It’s cool because we’ve got a gym on the first floor. It’s small, but nice. It has a locker room, showers — everything. This is perfect for me, because now I can work out while I wait for traffic to die down. The other day, I was walking to […]

More Fun With Jojo

Posted by on Jan 27, 2012 in Blog, Unrelated | 3 Comments

I found out from a friend earlier today that Jojo was in DC. If you know anything about my previous stints with Jojo, you’re probably well aware of my strong run as creepiest guy in Northern Virginia. Not to sell myself short, I decided to go with this tweet: No response. Nothing. That’s fair. Twitter […]

Achievement Unlocked: Successfully Creeped out R&B Singer JoJo!

Posted by on Nov 9, 2011 in Blog, Unrelated | 2 Comments

For months now, I’ve been sending the creepiest tweets to JoJo(@Jojoistheway). I don’t even remember how this started, but it’s become sort of a running joke among my friends. Well today, a friend of mine noticed that I hadn’t been tweeting Jojo lately.   Obviously, I didn’t want her to think I’ve matured or have […]