I found out from a friend earlier today that Jojo was in DC. If you know anything about my previous stints with Jojo, you’re probably well aware of my strong run as creepiest guy in Northern Virginia.
Not to sell myself short, I decided to go with this tweet:
No response. Nothing. That’s fair. Twitter does however alert me of this:
Great. So there’s more opportunity for hijinks. Unfortunately this required me to “like” Hot 99.5’s Facebook. No matter. It’s a small inconvenience in the larger scope of things. After careful preparation (read: absolutely none) I decided to go with this question, in which she responded:
You can’t say Bieber is as down to earth as that.
All that’s left for me to do now is wait till the end of the world (and survive…with Jojo).
…and when her album drops, lets show her some love.